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Music & Vocal Gerry Callaghan (Gerrybhoy)
Lyrics Rittmo' (Richard Blum)
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For our recently departed friend may he rest in peace.
The Star Of Christmas
I took a stroll
down by Rudolf's watering hole
said hey there deer, shy and famous one
forgive me for I do not stare
but are you a gelding, perhaps a job
requirement
no. no. no. my friend, Rudolf is a girl;
you see us deer aren't born with names
it was mankind who chose, but just the same
it's about to all come to the forefront,
to be blunt, and to some degree quaint, I'm
pregnant!
Wow that's wonderful, when are you do, and
how will it effect what it is you do? Well I
really don't know, I haven't even told Santa
yet. How do you think he will react? Oh Santa
is always cheery, never weary, he'll say
something like Rudolf if you can't go, Blitzen
has been itchen to lead the show. Now
Rudolf, it just wouldn't be Christmas without
you, why don't we go see Santa now, and find
out what he's going to do with you. You're
right kind sir, will you do me the honor of
accompaning me to Santa, you know offer
some moral support. No problem, Rudi with
an i, they both smiled as they made their way
to Santa's home.
The bell to Santa's front to door was like a
billion wid chimes, all with their seperate
rhyme, all for good measure, harmonizing
together. Santa opened the door, why Rudolf
what a pleasure to see you, hello and hello
why don't you two come in from the cold and
make yourself comfortable, while Mrs. Clause
fetches some hot chocolate. Ok Rudolf tell
me what brings you to my parlour on this
fine winters afternoon? Santa my good
friend and mentor, I might as well come right
out and say it, I'm pregnant, and I fear I
won't be ready to lead your sleigh this
coming Christmas eve. Wow Rudolf that's
quite a developement, what to do, what to
do? As I'm sure you aware, Blitzen has been
itchen, yes Santa I figured you would say
that, but still I feel so much loss, when I
should be the happiest dear in the world.
That's when Acton Rudolf's friend jumped up
and said hold on a second I have an idea.
What if me and Rudi, went on our own, and
Rudi could prance around everyone's
backyard, blessing the houses and the
stockings on the line. Santa bellowed well I
don't know, will Rudolf be strong enough?
Acton continued from what I can tell Rudi is
having twins, and we can have the elfs build
matching cradles, and they'll be enough love
and joy as they ride side saddle with Rudi to fuel a million
Christmasses! A new tradition? Perhaps?
Rudi was getting a big kick out of hearing the the children yell,
momma, poppa, come quick look see, Rudolf the red nosed reindeer in
our own backyard, wow look at him fly, neighbor to neighbor
on a big swirl all around the world!
So it came to be that Rudi would take her family every year and bless each and everybody, whilst
the other reindeer took turns being Santa's lead reindeer. Still it was clear, from near and afar
that Rudi would still be the star of Christmas!!!
rittmo'
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Rittmo' R.I.P,
released July 21, 2013
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Music & Vocal Gerry Callaghan (Gerrybhoy)
Lyrics Rittmo' (Richard Blum)
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